Introducing the Electric Fan Portable Air Conditioner USB LED Night Light Water Mist Fun 3 in 1 Humidifier Mini Desktop Cooling Fan for Home – or as we like to call it, the “Breeze Machine 3000!” This little gadget is like having a personal butler who spritzes you with refreshing mist while keeping you cool and illuminated like a disco ball at a family reunion. It’s perfect for those hot summer days when you want to feel like you’re lounging on a tropical beach, but you’re really just stuck in your home office trying to avoid work.
With three different wind speeds, you can go from “gentle breeze” to “hurricane warning” in just a flick of a switch. Plus, it’s so quiet that you might just forget it’s there – until the moment you realize you’re no longer sweating like a popsicle on a summer sidewalk. And did we mention the 7-color LED lights? It’s like a party for your desk! So grab your USB cable and get ready to chill out in style!
Power mode: USB (because who needs batteries when you have technology?)
Noise level: above 70db (perfect for drowning out your neighbor’s karaoke nights!)
Wind speed gear: 3rd gear (because sometimes you need to blow away the competition)
Operation mode: mechanical (not to be confused with the mechanical bull at the county fair)
Removable water tank design (because nobody likes a leaky fan)
Leather handle design (for that “I’m fancy” vibe)
Super quiet and energy-efficient (save the planet while you chill!)
Returns: You can return it within the order protection period, ~14 days after delivery
